{"id":54,"date":"2007-10-24T22:43:00","date_gmt":"2007-10-24T22:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/?p=54"},"modified":"2007-10-24T22:43:00","modified_gmt":"2007-10-24T22:43:00","slug":"are-you-a-tree","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/are-you-a-tree\/","title":{"rendered":"Are you a tree?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This evening, I went to a discussion about the current situation in Venezuela.  It was really interesting and informative.  But, instead of lecturing you about the really bad political situation there, I will share the most entertaining moment:<\/p>\n<p>During the discussion, someone, as part of their comment, said, &#8220;I&#8217;m like a tree.  My roots are in Venezuela, and my tail and sleeves are in the US.&#8221; WHAT?  You&#8217;re a tree?  With a tail?? And sleeves???  I think someone&#8217;s simile got a little confused&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This evening, I went to a discussion about the current situation in Venezuela. It was really interesting and informative. But, instead of lecturing you about the really bad political situation there, I will share the most entertaining moment: During the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/are-you-a-tree\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-54","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=54"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=54"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=54"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=54"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. The path to wp-cache-phase1.php in wp-content/advanced-cache.php must be fixed! -->