{"id":45,"date":"2008-01-10T09:59:01","date_gmt":"2008-01-10T09:59:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/?p=45"},"modified":"2008-01-10T09:59:01","modified_gmt":"2008-01-10T09:59:01","slug":"hmph","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/hmph\/","title":{"rendered":"hmph."},"content":{"rendered":"

so last night, my cable was out. That’s okay, but sometimes I like to watch TV while I eat dinner. So, I thought, I’ll just watch an episode of the Office (which my parents lovingly gave me for Christmas). So I popped in the DVD, and hit play. Nothing happened. The DVD screen said ‘reading’. Tried hitting play again. Still nothing. So then I tried ejecting the DVD so I could clean it off and make sure it was aligned correctly. Nothing happened! And try as I might, turning the DVD player on and off, unplugging it, etc., I could not (and still cannot!) get the DVD player to open! or to play! Sorry, episodes 1-6 of season two… I guess you won’t be getting watched anytime soon.<\/p>\n

EDIT: I just searched for how to force open a DVD player, and someone on Yahoo Answers<\/a> reported fixing the problem with this method: “I got mad pressed open, hit the dvd player on the top and it opened” I figured I might as well try it… and IT WORKED! I hit the DVD player a few times, the motor started whirring (hadn’t been doing that before), and after a few tries… TA-DA!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

so last night, my cable was out. That’s okay, but sometimes I like to watch TV while I eat dinner. So, I thought, I’ll just watch an episode of the Office (which my parents lovingly gave me for Christmas). So … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-45","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=45"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=45"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=45"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=45"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}