{"id":169,"date":"2005-12-01T17:42:40","date_gmt":"2005-12-01T17:42:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/?p=169"},"modified":"2005-12-01T17:42:40","modified_gmt":"2005-12-01T17:42:40","slug":"emily-needs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/emily-needs\/","title":{"rendered":"Emily needs…"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s funny, because all these people are posting these things on their blogs, so I searched Google, too, for “Emily needs.” And the first two results are other people’s blogs, doing the same thing. So I’m not counting those.<\/p>\n

1. Emily needs eating companions around noon on Wednesday
\n2. Emily needs a gangsta
\n3. Emily needs almost 24-hour care
\n4. Emily needs to snap out of it
\n5. Emily needs to be told “No, there are certain things that just are NOT allowed”<\/p>\n

Interesting. Apparently I’m a problem child. And an Australian Idol star.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s funny, because all these people are posting these things on their blogs, so I searched Google, too, for “Emily needs.” And the first two results are other people’s blogs, doing the same thing. So I’m not counting those. 1. … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-169","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/169","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=169"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/169\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=169"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=169"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=169"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}