{"id":153,"date":"2006-02-02T13:17:30","date_gmt":"2006-02-02T13:17:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/?p=153"},"modified":"2006-02-02T13:17:30","modified_gmt":"2006-02-02T13:17:30","slug":"the-rescue-of-the-socks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/the-rescue-of-the-socks\/","title":{"rendered":"The Rescue of the Socks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday, I realized that I was wearing my last pair of clean socks.  Now, my mam\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd here does laundry pretty much every day, so I get clothes back about 2 days after I put them in the laundry.  And I brought at least 7 pairs of socks to Spain.  So where were my socks??  I thought that perhaps my mam\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd had accidentally given them to my sister.  So I (feeling slightly guilty) went into her room to look for my socks.  I opened every drawer and every closet, but couldn&#8217;t find even one pair of socks.  Maybe she doesn&#8217;t wear socks.  Maybe it&#8217;s a Spanish fashion thing that I hadn&#8217;t discovered yet.  But I still like socks.  And I wanted mine back.<\/p>\n<p>So when my mam\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd got home, I asked her if she had possibly given my socks to Mar\u00ef\u00bf\u00bda Jes\u00ef\u00bf\u00bds.  So the two of us went back to my sister&#8217;s room, in search of socks. Once again, we opened every drawer and every closet, but still, no socks.  Finally Pepita says &#8220;\u00ef\u00bf\u00bdAja!&#8221; and pulls out of a closet a little trash can.  Which is, conveniently, full of socks.  And, what do you know, there were one, two, thre&#8230; six pairs of my socks.  And now my socks are, once again, happily resting in the little drawer in the corner of my room.  And I&#8217;m wearing a pair right now.  Mmmm, socks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday, I realized that I was wearing my last pair of clean socks. Now, my mam\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd here does laundry pretty much every day, so I get clothes back about 2 days after I put them in the laundry. And I &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/the-rescue-of-the-socks\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-153","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=153"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=153"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=153"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=153"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. The path to wp-cache-phase1.php in wp-content/advanced-cache.php must be fixed! -->