{"id":131,"date":"2006-04-30T15:08:54","date_gmt":"2006-04-30T15:08:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/?p=131"},"modified":"2006-04-30T15:08:54","modified_gmt":"2006-04-30T15:08:54","slug":"my-host-something-or-other","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/my-host-something-or-other\/","title":{"rendered":"My host something-or-other"},"content":{"rendered":"

Luis is my host mam\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd’s boyfriend who lives with us. So he’s some sort of “host” relation of mine, but it’s a little complicated to describe. Anyway, he’s rather funny. Some choice examples from the past week:<\/p>\n

Luis: “So, your friend [who’s a massage therapist] needs a young handsome guy to give massages? I’ll do it!”
\nPepita: “You can’t do it; you’re old!”<\/p>\n

Luis: “When I die, just tie me up in a garbage bag and throw me in the sea.”
\nPepita: “Even that costs money!”<\/p>\n

Luis: “Spanish women are funny. In the winter, they cover themselves with clothes. But in the summer, they take it all<\/i> off” (commenting on the news which showed all the madrile\u00ef\u00bf\u00bdos on the beach for the long weekend)<\/p>\n

Yeah, I’m going to miss this place.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Luis is my host mam\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd’s boyfriend who lives with us. So he’s some sort of “host” relation of mine, but it’s a little complicated to describe. Anyway, he’s rather funny. Some choice examples from the past week: Luis: “So, your … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-131","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=131"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.emilywinck.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}